Chuck’s Take
Episode: 37
Duration:51:38
Size: 49mb
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Summary: Tucker Carlson is forgiven for his bowtie-wearing past. His latest interviews have gone viral and he made a SJW named Kurt Eichenwald go into full meltdown mode via Twitter. Remember when Joey Boots interviewed Tucker Carlson in Central Park? Neither does Pepperidge Farms (that’s a meme folks). What are the origins of both the metaphysical, god-like entity “Kek” and his Christ like son Pepe? Numerous friends of the show call in and are promptly “thank you’d for their call’d”. Chuck thinks western civilization has become a complicated episode of South Park and Boon thinks we’re all living in a hologram. Yup…some shit never changes here at Chuck’s Take. That being said; don’t give me any fucking “okie doke” about why you didn’t tune into Chuck’s Take LIVE every Sunday night 9:00 PM EST! We haven’t been seeing the “sardine shwarms” like we used to.

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Chuck’s Take
Episode: 36
Duration:73:51
Size: 70mb
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Summary: Chuck falls victim to his own personal “PizzaGate” when the delivery driver fails to deliver his pizza even remotely on time. “Fake News” is all the rage as the MSM spiral into a self induced panic. Don’t worry though folks, you can always get the real McCoy here at Chuck’s Take. Julian Assange is still nowhere to be found and no one seems to be asking any questions about his disappearance. Sorry retards, no refunds to those who donated to Sanders for his Prez. race, and to Stein for her futile re-count crusade. We are joined by good friends of the show and take some thought provoking calls. Even lib-tards have the opportunity to voice their vision of the world here at Chuck’s Take (don’t worry folks, no one was triggered). Remember, don’t give us any “okie doke” excuse about why you missed Chuck’s Take LIVE every Sunday @ 9:00PM EST! You people are cancer!!!

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Chuck’s Take
Episode: 35
Duration:55:32
Size: 52mb
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Summary: The writers at Chuck Inc. have gone on strike. We are working on a mutually beneficial resolution. Until then, please enjoy the show.

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Chuck’s Take
Episode: 34
Duration:64:00
Size: 61mb
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Summary: The lib-tard antics of Jill (Frankenstein) Stein, Elizabeth (Pocahontas) Warren and Angela (Mengele) Merkel are dissected, and promptly thrown in the trashcan. If these people want someone to crap on their face, that’s their issue, dirty Sanchez. Reddit has officially self-destructed from the inside, is www.voat.co a viable alternative for scouring the dungeons of citizen journalism? Detective “Chuck Columbo” always distracts his suspects during interview with anecdotes about his wife: “Mrs. Steak”. Why have we never met “Mrs. Steak”? Does she even exist? Steve (lied about being in the WTC during 9/11) Rannazzisi makes a futile attempt at changing his image and returning to stand-up comedy. The boys remind the masses that this man is worse than Hitler. There are rumors floating around the internet that: Steve Rannazzisi actually might have something to DO with the attacks on September 11th 2001. Don’t be a “Nelly”, listen to Chuck’s Take LIVE every Sunday night at 9:00 PM EST, exclusively on PodTrash.

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Chuck’s Take
Episode: 33
Duration:65:57
Size: 63mb
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Summary: The boys start things off by yelling at each other like two drunken homeless men in a subway system. After almost an hour of arguing, they fail to see eye to eye and absolutely nothing of value is gained. *skip to 43:00 if you need to tap out, I only lasted 15 minutes* Mainly out of exhaustion they get back to the roots of the show with a discussion about the whereabouts or fate of Julian Assange. Seriously though, where the fuck is this guy? It would take him five minutes to share a simple proof of life video. Chucksteak thinks that the globalist elites suffer from some type of brain disorder because of their strict cannibal diet. Booney thinks we are living in a technological hologram. Are all of these crazy events of 2016 a massive troll on us peasants? They wrap things after slurred speech is detected. It’s usually a good indication to get off the air.

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Chuck’s Take
Episode: 32
Duration:65:57
Size: 63mb
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Summary: The show starts with discussion about Mao Zedong, and it’s agreed that if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain’t going to make it with anyone anyhow. The “airhorn heard around the world” blows the eardrums from the skulls of every SJW at once, as the great Donald Trump is elected POTUS. The boys dine on the resulting “chicken tendies” and drink “lib tears” by the gallon. Julian Assange is granted asylum in the form of sleeping in Booney’s basement on an air mattress and decides to go back into exile. Do the Illuminati have an official handbook? Chucksteak says: “Yes they do!” Detective Columbo questions John Podesta about his involvement with “subterranean tunnels under Comet Pizza”. Things take a strange turn for the worse when Chucksteak admits he’s been “colluding behind Booney’s back” to introduce new producers. Booney flies off the fucking handle and goes berserk. The two brothers have not talked since, and it’s all YOUR fault! Alcohol consumption had nothing to do with any of this!

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Chuck’s Take
Episode: 31
Duration:122:39
Size: 117mb
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Summary: The opening theme song is played, Chuck does his lead-in quote, and Alex Jones screams at the top of his lungs. Is Hillary Clinton linked to a child trafficking operation that took place in Haiti after the earthquake? The boys make an attempt at predicting the 2016 presidential candidate *SPOILER ALERT* (they both get it completely fucking wrong). Due to recent revelations via WikiLeaks, Booney starts to warm up in regards to taking Chuck and his harebrained conspiracies a bit more seriously. John Podesta “spirit cooks” a delicious “hutdog pizza” and we have the documents to prove it. We again listen to Chuck letting Booney know how pissed he is with Boon’s inability to upload the shows in a timely manner. A heated argument ensues about the final nail in the coffin regarding “the death of hair metal”. 9 out of 10 lady-boy rockers wearing teal spandex agree it was the Station Nightclub Fire.

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Chuck’s Take
Episode: 30
Duration:56:08
Size: 53mb
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Summary: Both “Wilson the Neighbor” from Home Improvement and “Wilson the Volleyball” from Castaway were descendants of former president Woodrow Wilson. FBI director James Comey reopens the investigation on Hillary Clinton. Stand with the Sioux Nation and all other Native American people against the “Dakota Access Pipeline”. We are joined by friends of the show…And before you start talking shit about this write up, you best keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. There wasn’t much to work with in the first place.

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Chuck’s Take
Episode: 29
Duration:72:38
Size: 69mb
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Summary: There were some pretty cringe Jack Nicholson impressions right off the bat, but hey guys…imagine if Jack Nicholson handled the iron curtain as well as Reagan; “Nurse Ratched…Tear down this wall”. Am I right or am I right!?…Guys?…*CLEARS THROAT*…John Booney “bumps” his microphone in a drunken stupor then proceeds to obsess over it leading to a bizarre ‘chant’ that ignites a subsequent derailment of the show. The boys do their best to recover though. They always put their differences aside and get down to brass tacks after a squabble or some horse play. Chuck is a great arbiter in that light. He always squashes a squabble by going outside for “half a smoke”, looks upward at the stars and thinks to himself; “What a wonderful FLAT world.” Seriously though folks…the world IS flat…Google it dude. We were joined by friends of the show as always. Also…it’s been proven by four out of five “Sex Doctors” that you’ll get more “prooshey” by listening to Chuck’s Take LIVE every Sunday night at 9:00 PM EST!

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Chuck’s Take
Episode: 28
Duration:94:14
Size: 90mb
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Summary: Settle down folks, there’s a lot to cover here. This show kinda’ fucking sucked, but it had it’s good moments. Chuck & Boon both agree that if you’re cool with local cops then you won’t be fucked over & shot; I.E. don’t be a fucking asshole until you’re on the pavement and the jack boots are on your neck. Booney ruins his signed “Mike Vrabel” photo because he fell into it during a drunken stupor. Chucksteak is thankful that his older brother Booney kept him away from cocaine during the “rock & roll” days. We are joined by ‘friends of the show’ as usual. Poison smells like ‘almonds’ people! Consider yourselves warned. We ask our resident medic Chad about natural toxins and he’s completely oblivious to basic medical standards as usual. Chucksteak and many other hard-boiled Americans smell their toenail clippings and we all agree they smell like “cheese doom”. Why does this occur Chad? *SPOILER ALERT!* (he doesn’t know…)

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