Pork Chop Express
Episode: 11
Air Date: 04/06/17
Duration: 274:04
Size: 263mb
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Summary: After a week of fireworks at Podtrash the boys are back and they have something to say. Max, Zach & Ted discuss a wide range of topics and take calls from listeners. Girls can’t play baseball, false flags, World War III, MST3K, Planned Parenthood and a handful of random topics make for an interesting night. A song parody featuring Jdummy, Billy Mays & High Pitch Erik and a breaking news update from Bobo in CA. Calls from Blake in L.A., Tan Mom, Frankie “the weather guy”, Chuchsteak, RDV and John Booney.

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Pork Chop Express
Episode: 10
Air Date: 03/30/17
Duration: 239:05
Size: 229mb
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Summary: Your weekly civil disobedience is here and the boys are back with a bunch of crazy friends. It was a busy night and the show almost went off the rails but Max, Zach & Ted kept the express rolling. Zach is back from Amsterdam and has tales of Russian ladies, coffee shops and red light rendezvous. The Oakland Raiders are moving to Vegas, Doggie Kung Pow, college kids challenge professors, Beauty and the Beast needs more gay candlesticks plus bonus drunk talk. John Booney has a new Podtrash dog and wants everyone to know. Chucksteak, Chad from STL and Zach argue about Alex Jones, Comet Ping Pong and something about Bigfoot. Frankie the weather guy has an exciting update and warns of sandstorms in the Middle East. Meat Truck Mike is back with a prank phone call as an Irish Golfer. Blake from L.A. and Bobo from CA call in as well.

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Pork Chop Express
Episode: 09
Duration: 247:27
Size: 237mb
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Summary: Buckle up because the express is going all night with zero fucks given. Zach is M.I.A. so Max & Ted keep on truckin’ with the help of some Podtrash friends. Chuck Berry, Chuck Barris, the continuing saga of Arthur Lange, seizure monkey, Richard Simmons, conspiracy theories, childhood stories and a prank call from Meat Truck Mike. Calls from Tan Mom, Chad from STL, Bobo from CA and Chucksteak.

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Pork Chop Express
Episode: 08
Duration: 185:00
Size: 177mb
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Summary: Punch your ticket to the express, the fastest 2 hours of random talk with Max, Zach & Ted. When the PCE is coming through, you don’t want to be standing on the tracks. Photo shoot vs. trains, New York teachers are dumb, grass clippings are not dank, new military PC lingo, hacking for Big Macs, beware the red Power Ranger, a prank call from Meat Truck Mike and lots more. Bobo from California, Frankie “the weather guy” and Chad from STL called in.

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Pork Chop Express
Episode: 07
Duration: 182:33
Size: 175mb
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Summary: The Express keeps on rolling and we’re picking up Podtrash friends along the way. In true PCE form it was a night of debate, great calls and random topics. Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Don Henley must die, Nike hijab yamaka, ICE parties, Garfield’s gender fluid, adults wearing sports jerseys and some rare football talk. Prank calls from Meat Truck Mike and Frankie “the weather guy” returned with his signature high energy report. Chad from STL, Wush and High Pitch Eric called in to talk about the “censorship” that happened on the HPE show as well as the ongoing feud between Dr. Chad and King Wush. RDV checked in as well and caught us up with what’s going on in his neck of the woods.

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Pork Chop Express
Episode: 06
Duration: 175:25
Size: 168mb
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Summary: Max, Zach and Ted discuss a variety of topics in a calm manner while respecting each others feelings and remaining politically correct. What kind of meat goes in your mouth, Trump speaks, too many Bobos, MMF 3 ways, Marijuana is great for America, snail facials, RIP Chet Donnelly, Alex Jones doesn’t need a fucking shirt and prank calls from Meat Truck Mike. High Pitch Eric, Bobo from CA, MTMike, Chad from STL and Jolie called in.

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Pork Chop Express
Episode: 05
Duration: 159:51
Size: 153mb
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Summary: It was a busy night on the Podtrash airwaves. The PCE gang discussed Milo vs. Takei and all the fun details of dudes getting blowjobs. Marijuana legality, I Pee with LGBT, Dear Mr. President, Artie Lang the flake, dumb plastic surgery and of course booze and food jibber jabber. Calls from Frankie “the weather guy”, Chad from STL, John Booney, Bobo from CA & High Pitch Eric.

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Pork Chop Express
Episode: 04
Duration: 135:16
Size: 129mb
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Summary: The PCE has been going steady for 1 month and we celebrate in the usual fashion discussing music, national news and intoxication. Bloody tampons at Planned Parenthood, Guns’n’Roses, Pedo Sandusky, Ted’s dumpster diving stories as well as Zach talking Phish and Russian subs outside his door. Numerous friends called to say hello, including Tan Mom who talked about a variety of subjects, and her disappointment in Max for not being single. Bobo from California called to discuss ride share stories from Lyft & Uber, including an almost hookup with a transvestite, as well as if a hand job from a woman (who turns out to be a guy) is a gay act. Frankie “the weather guy” called and the storm was so bad he was almost carried away. Chad from STL called in and had the shortest call in Podtrash history, C’est la vie.

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Pork Chop Express
Episode: 03
Duration: 173:32
Size: 166mb
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Summary: The Pork Chop Express keeps rolling on as Zach travels to the swamps of Florida to visit Max in studio 420, while Ted is left to suffer in California. The boys discuss weird news of the week including the “Harambe Cheeto” that sold for 100K and people with bugs stuck in their head. Favorite foods, massive clits, legendary comedians, dungeons & dragons, huge ashtrays and our first sexual experiences. Nostalgia sets in as we talk shredding and BMX stories of our youth. Frankie “the weather guy” calls in.

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Pork Chop Express
Episode: 02
Duration: 131:08
Size: 126mb
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Summary: Max, Zach, and Ted are back for week 2 of their new show. The crew picks up where they left off last week talking about “greens”, booze, and food. Does 100 year old grease make the world’s best burger? PCE also tackles Howard Stern revelations from Memet about Tinder dating and a riot almost breaks out in studio 420 when Max and Zach disagree (or do they) over the riots in Berkley, CA during the Milo Yiannopolous speaking engagement. Various other ramblings as well as calls from Frankie “The Weather Guy” and Chad.

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