Month: November 2017

Episode 42 – Your Gender Is A Mental Illness

Pork Chop Express
Episode: 42
Air Date: 11/13/17
Duration: 180:05
Size: 259mb

Summary: Max & Ted call it like it is and the free speech movement moves forward. 2.5 hours of straight talk, pun intended. No sugar coating or virtue signaling when you board the PCE. The crew take your calls and discuss current events. Pay attention because it just might save the western world.

TOPICS:
*Penis equals boy, vagina equals girl.
*This week in Trump & his 2020 run.
*Pocahontas jokes are the best.
*BLM, nope.
*Lavar Ball and his whole family are low IQ.
*Racist “Night Nurse” fired thanks to the #DogRight.
*Twitter and the left spit on free speech.
*GAB (or another free speech platform) is the future of social media. Add us on GAB @PorkChopPodcast.
*Furries in Portland want to have sex in public.
*White House decorations are “too white” according to SJWs.
*The NFL is a joke, R.I.P.
*LGGBDTTTIQQAAPP694201488 and other nonsense.
*White guy Shaun King says “ungrateful” is a racist term.
*The Royal Family is getting some soul.
*CNN wants to ban the term “Fake News”.
*Plus lots more.

CrazySoutherner calls in to discuss being a conservative on a college campus in 2017. We talk debate class, taxes and crybaby snowflakes.

Frankie “The Weather Guy” MacDonald calls in to let us know about his new action figure as well as his bobble heads. He also gives his opinion on climate change.

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Episode 02 – Two Idiots and A Crazy Chick

Two Idiots vs the World
Episode: 02
Air Date: 11/26/17
Duration: 126:30
Size: 122MB

Summary: JT Mutt and his buddy Jay, take to the internet air waves as the normal cohost and second idiot in charge is on a special trip to Amsterdam (Lucky him). The boys field a call from Eli who was supposed to provide us with a serenade, that falls through but she gives us a juicy story about another chick she was into. How many times did the USA goto the moon is discussed. Eli then offers some insight into happy ending massages, eventually she gets a little rowdy then demands to sing her song as we decide to let her ride off into the sunset for this week. The remaining time is used to educate the public and provide some important health tips. Shout out to JT’s fallen friend Frank, a documentary is being worked on for him as of now. JT contemplates doing a little DJ action but decides to finish up the broadcast for this week and possibly do it another night. See you all next week, thanks for listening!

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:06:30 — 115.8MB)

Episode 10 – The C Word

JTMG
Episode: 10
Air Date: 11/24/17
Duration: 135:21
Size: 194mb

Summary: Jon is joined for the first hour by JTMutt and talk ranged from writing processes to showing buttholes to other comics and green room circle jerks. C**ts were discussed and menstruation discharge. Watch out for the grey stuff. Crazy Southerner called in to extol the virtues of America’s favourite sliced steak, STEAKUMMS, and to play a game with JT… Kanye or Trump. In the second hour JTMG is joined by his sister Chrissy of CUNextTuesday fame for some straight talk about sperm, cheaters, #metoo and the current sex s candles in Hollywood and Chrissy tells a couple me too stories. All in all. It was pretty good. Pretty pretty good. Just like 100% all beef Steakumms. Delicious.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:15:21 — 185.9MB)

Episode 08 – The B Word

JTMG
Episode: 08
Air Date: 11/17/17
Duration: 122:08
Size: 175mb
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Summary: JTMG dons his rubber boots to wade knee deep through the worlds bullshit. Talk about: Louis CK’s bullshit. Bullshit surrounding Canada’s legalization of marijuana. A Da Vinci painting that went for the highest auction bid ever, and maybe bullshit. Navy pilot has to apologize for some bullshit drawing a cock and balls in the sky. Japan’s train system and the unluckiest lucky guy to ever live through some bullshit. Eli calls in naked save some socks and complained she was cold. Bullshit. She also provided us with some karaoke. Billy bob sat in as co-host for the second hour and we bullshit about Veganism and Sophia, the worlds first recognized artificial intelligence robot citizen.

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Episode 66 – Old Chad

What Is This
Episode: 66
Air Date: 11/17/17
Duration:128:22
Size: 124mb

Summary:
* Wush trying to fix sleeping schedule.
* Thinking about a decade of time spent on the internet.
* Those days where you hate everyone.
* Blast from the past with a call from Chef Chad who tells stories of betrayal by his brother and ex-wife who he’s still married to all this time.
* American cigarettes vs. Canadian cigarettes.
* Sudbury residents snipes the show with a Ryan Lever call who escaped from a psych ward.
* When does Wush get to blame his behavior on “I was fucked up”.
* Kevin Spacey accused in London by 20 men of sexually inappropriate behavior.
* Sarah Silverman’s sister speaks out about her experience with Louie C.K. masturbating in front of her. But we must look deeper into the story!
* John McAfee documentary about cyber security guru turned drug kingpin who let women shit in his mouth.
* Creepy women buying the most realistic baby dolls that pee and shit and treating them like children.

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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 2:08:22 — 118.6MB)

Episode 07 – Avoiding The Void

JTMG
Episode: 07
Air Date: 11/15/17
Duration: 75:43
Size: 109mb
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Summary: Robyn joins JTMG for a throw back to the olden days.
Robyn, broadcasting from outside in the freezing cold, let’s us know what she has been up too. The premier of perhaps the finest planner video ever produced. Chris Benoit, concussions, and murder. Calls from Gruse and Billy Bob.
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Podcast: Play in new window | Download (Duration: 1:15:43 — 104.0MB)

Episode 41 – Ghost Peppers Are Racist

Pork Chop Express
Episode: 41
Air Date: 11/13/17
Duration: 180:05
Size: 259mb

Summary: Buckle up because Max is back behind the wheel of the Pork Chop Express and Ted Trendy is sitting shotgun. Get ready for the fastest two hours on podtrash.com. The PCE is rolling every Monday at 8pm EST, taking you calls and speaking the truth.

TOPICS:
*Pedowood is real.
*Bowe Bergdahl is a traitorous coward.
*It’s okay to be white, really!
*Muslim terrorist stabs people in Minnesota.
*The NFL is doomed.
*Trump is leading America like a pro.
*Kaeperkick is a little boy not a man.
*Political correctness run amuck.
*Build the wall again and again and again.
*Don’t be too American in America.
*Hot sauce, eat it.
*Las Vegas is yesterday’s news apparently.
*plus more…

Frankie “the weather guy” MacDonald announces his new action figure is available with kung fu grip. Plus he has a book that will be available soon and he will autograph a copy for you! #beprepared @frankiemacd

One of our favorite callers, Crazy Southerner, calls in (@SouthernerPT) to talk life as a conservative on a college campus today.

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