Summary: The imbeciles rioting Trump’s inauguration, Satan leaves a woman’s soul as Trump is sworn in, Immigrants could be good for the country and are at the forefront of a generation that put children first. Afghan men dye their beards red and possibly their pubes. Do the real terrorists reside in the United States Government? Remembering Lance Armstrong blood doping scandal and concluding that all of our heroes are false. Booney doing cocaine made him a Comet Ping Pong pro. Don’t do drugs kids! Danny From LA’s head is too big to appear on the show. What happened to DMX, Busta Rhymes, and Eminem? Boon pulls the origins of Max Headroom out of his asshole. RDV asks for advice on his Australia Day Music Show. REAL or FAKE: Asian guy hacks into Times Square video screens. Should people who attack someone’s family be booted from Podtrash? Arguing over the merits of the Eh Team and Chuck’s Take cockblocking a planned Cards Against Humanity show.