Summary: Chuck is confused by the very basic concepts of aeronautics. FEMA concentration camps are rounding up the entire population of the US (318.9 million) and cramming them into 800 small facilities. The Illuminati have special machines that remove the “heavy metals” from the blood streams of the elite; this enables them to breathe poisonous chem.-trail air and happily go about their business. Everything is going to collapse in two months so remember to remind everyone who will listen and make their lives miserable. Booney again tries talking Chuck off his perpetual merry go round, to no avail. We wrap things up with a call from Joey Boots.