Summary: Chuck explains how we are all being “systematically deleted” by the Illuminati’s chem-trail program. Staying on topic with basket case conspiracy theories, we describe our mother’s belief in planet Niburu. Old outtakes from those two hilarious foul mouthed movie critics: Siskel & Ebert. Booney explains to Chuck the “Cult of Stupidity” running rampant on YouTube and how they sucker dumb fucks into believing fantastical horseshit. Has Yellowstone Park’s “Old Faithful” been unfaithful recently?