Episode 13 – Pineapple Chop Express

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Episode: 13
Air Date: 04/20/17
Duration: 179:23
Size: 172mb
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Summary: This special 4/20 episode of PCE is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had, and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked. This would be the show that they birthed. Plus the continuing saga of the Berkley riots, the “Facebook killer”, Patriot suicide, Alex Jones, hypothetical politics and Easter dinners. Calls from Frankie “the weather guy”, Blake from L.A, Chucksteak and Bobo from CA.

Episode 12 – Chucksteak and the Spiders from Mars

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Episode: 12
Air Date: 04/13/17
Duration: 255:54
Size: 246mb
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Summary: If you don’t want to get run over, stay off the fucking tracks because the PCE is coming through. Max, Zach & Ted discuss various current topics including United Airlines seating policy, gay concentration camps in Russia, Charlie Murphy, J Geils, Syria, Afghanistan as well as the usual tomfoolery regarding booze and marijuana. The Podtrash rumor mill is in full swing as Ted mentions that John The Magic Guy has received a cease & desist letter from High Pitch Eric, as revealed on the new Neil Thomas morning show. John Booney calls a few times to yell at Zach and talk about not supporting evil corporations. Frankie “the weather guy” gives his usual charged report. Dave from the 408 drops his thoughts about Joey Boots, heroin and addiction. We don’t take calls from pedos, so Honest Frank is disconnected asap. Chucksteak & Jdummy hang out for an extended show and discuss drinking, drugging, snakes, spiders and all kinds of random shit.

Episode 11 – Field of Estrogen Dreams

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Episode: 11
Air Date: 04/06/17
Duration: 274:04
Size: 263mb
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Summary: After a week of fireworks at Podtrash the boys are back and they have something to say. Max, Zach & Ted discuss a wide range of topics and take calls from listeners. Girls can’t play baseball, false flags, World War III, MST3K, Planned Parenthood and a handful of random topics make for an interesting night. A song parody featuring Jdummy, Billy Mays & High Pitch Erik and a breaking news update from Bobo in CA. Calls from Blake in L.A., Tan Mom, Frankie “the weather guy”, Chuchsteak, RDV and John Booney.

Episode 10 – Wing Kong Ping Pong

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Episode: 10
Air Date: 03/30/17
Duration: 239:05
Size: 229mb
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Summary: Your weekly civil disobedience is here and the boys are back with a bunch of crazy friends. It was a busy night and the show almost went off the rails but Max, Zach & Ted kept the express rolling. Zach is back from Amsterdam and has tales of Russian ladies, coffee shops and red light rendezvous. The Oakland Raiders are moving to Vegas, Doggie Kung Pow, college kids challenge professors, Beauty and the Beast needs more gay candlesticks plus bonus drunk talk. John Booney has a new Podtrash dog and wants everyone to know. Chucksteak, Chad from STL and Zach argue about Alex Jones, Comet Ping Pong and something about Bigfoot. Frankie the weather guy has an exciting update and warns of sandstorms in the Middle East. Meat Truck Mike is back with a prank phone call as an Irish Golfer. Blake from L.A. and Bobo from CA call in as well.

Episode 09 – Barris, Berry & Seizure Triggered Mary

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Episode: 09
Duration: 247:27
Size: 237mb
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Summary: Buckle up because the express is going all night with zero fucks given. Zach is M.I.A. so Max & Ted keep on truckin’ with the help of some Podtrash friends. Chuck Berry, Chuck Barris, the continuing saga of Arthur Lange, seizure monkey, Richard Simmons, conspiracy theories, childhood stories and a prank call from Meat Truck Mike. Calls from Tan Mom, Chad from STL, Bobo from CA and Chucksteak.

Episode 08 – Ronald Mc4chan

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Episode: 08
Duration: 185:00
Size: 177mb
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Summary: Punch your ticket to the express, the fastest 2 hours of random talk with Max, Zach & Ted. When the PCE is coming through, you don’t want to be standing on the tracks. Photo shoot vs. trains, New York teachers are dumb, grass clippings are not dank, new military PC lingo, hacking for Big Macs, beware the red Power Ranger, a prank call from Meat Truck Mike and lots more. Bobo from California, Frankie “the weather guy” and Chad from STL called in.

Episode 07 – War Pigs

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Episode: 07
Duration: 182:33
Size: 175mb
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Summary: The Express keeps on rolling and we’re picking up Podtrash friends along the way. In true PCE form it was a night of debate, great calls and random topics. Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Don Henley must die, Nike hijab yamaka, ICE parties, Garfield’s gender fluid, adults wearing sports jerseys and some rare football talk. Prank calls from Meat Truck Mike and Frankie “the weather guy” returned with his signature high energy report. Chad from STL, Wush and High Pitch Eric called in to talk about the “censorship” that happened on the HPE show as well as the ongoing feud between Dr. Chad and King Wush. RDV checked in as well and caught us up with what’s going on in his neck of the woods.

Episode 06 – Phantom of the Cockpera

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Episode: 06
Duration: 175:25
Size: 168mb
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Summary: Max, Zach and Ted discuss a variety of topics in a calm manner while respecting each others feelings and remaining politically correct. What kind of meat goes in your mouth, Trump speaks, too many Bobos, MMF 3 ways, Marijuana is great for America, snail facials, RIP Chet Donnelly, Alex Jones doesn’t need a fucking shirt and prank calls from Meat Truck Mike. High Pitch Eric, Bobo from CA, MTMike, Chad from STL and Jolie called in.

Episode 05 – Smoking in the Gender Neutral Room

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Episode: 05
Duration: 159:51
Size: 153mb
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Summary: It was a busy night on the Podtrash airwaves. The PCE gang discussed Milo vs. Takei and all the fun details of dudes getting blowjobs. Marijuana legality, I Pee with LGBT, Dear Mr. President, Artie Lang the flake, dumb plastic surgery and of course booze and food jibber jabber. Calls from Frankie “the weather guy”, Chad from STL, John Booney, Bobo from CA & High Pitch Eric.

Episode 04 – Feminazi Yahtzee

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Episode: 04
Duration: 135:16
Size: 129mb
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Summary: The PCE has been going steady for 1 month and we celebrate in the usual fashion discussing music, national news and intoxication. Bloody tampons at Planned Parenthood, Guns’n’Roses, Pedo Sandusky, Ted’s dumpster diving stories as well as Zach talking Phish and Russian subs outside his door. Numerous friends called to say hello, including Tan Mom who talked about a variety of subjects, and her disappointment in Max for not being single. Bobo from California called to discuss ride share stories from Lyft & Uber, including an almost hookup with a transvestite, as well as if a hand job from a woman (who turns out to be a guy) is a gay act. Frankie “the weather guy” called and the storm was so bad he was almost carried away. Chad from STL called in and had the shortest call in Podtrash history, C’est la vie.