Episode 22 – Where All The White Women At

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Episode: 22
Air Date: 06/22/17
Duration: 173:02
Size: 117mb
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Summary: It’s Thursday night, start the weekend early with Max & Ted as the PCE keeps on rolling. The boys (don’t assume our gender fluid) discuss a variety of current topics and take calls from the Podtrash community. Don’t take an AR-15 to the pizza shop, Bill Cosby gets off…again, CIA contractors have their priorities on point, is the Lone Star tick trying to ruin us, man buns & Barbie dolls, R.I.P. Kent Dorfman, Carrie Fisher liked to party, politics politics politics, plus much more. Frankie “the weather guy” delivers his usual charged report. Chucksteak & RDV call in and talk all kinds of topics for the last hour of the show. It’s clear that some stories should never be mentioned again. **You can find the Pork Chop Express on Twitter @PorkChopPodcast**

Episode 21 – No Gender Fluid In Space

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Episode: 21
Air Date: 06/15/17
Duration: 144:51
Size: 117mb
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Summary: We hope your are hungry because the PCE is serving up all your favorite Podtrash delicacies. Max & Ted bring you their opinions and rants about current events, politics and weird news, while taking some calls along the way. Guns & congressional baseball practice does not mix, London is still on fire, someone NOT named High Pitch Erik had 28 lbs. of shit inside them, rich Asians be trippin’, Sessions session, people freak out about Alex Jones, manslaughter charges in Flint, orange Julius Caesar, Nasa shirts are for boys, Uber can suck a dick, Chef Boyardee fucked up, Wendy’s sign game is savage and much more. Calls from Frankie “the weather guy” and RDV.

Episode 20 – Comey Chameleon

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Episode: 20
Air Date: 06/08/17
Duration: 155:33
Size: 117mb
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Summary: Max & Ted keep on truckin’ for another Thursday night party with booze, greens and the PCE. It’s a two man show moving forward and the guys don’t skip a beat while talking current events and taking calls. Bill Cosby loves Brass Monkey, Bill Maher is a house nigga, mispelled porn of the U.S.A., London’s burning, bed bug terrorism, Hank Jr. Returns to Monday Night Football, James Comey pub crawl, Multi Death Corporations and a lot more. Calls from Frankie “the weather guy”, Blake from L.A., RDV and Chucksteak.

Episode 19 – Beach Blanket Vasectomy

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Episode: 19
Air Date: 06/01/17
Duration: 125:33
Size: 117mb
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Summary: The Pork Chop Express is gassed up and ready for another Thursday night at Podtrash.com. Covfefe. Max, Zach and Ted take calls and cover a variety of current topics. Covfefe. Is it art or just a disgusting Kathy Griffin, Tiger Woods and who cares, tiger in zoo kills keeper, Wisconsin can’t spell Wisconsin, horses on the loose, Wonder Woman only, go to the Hamptons and get a vasectomy, Gregg Allman…he dead, people named God(bolt) & Christ(ian) do a lot of killing. Covfefe. Calls from RDV, Blake from L.A., Bobo from CA and Frankie “the weather guy”. Covfefe.

Episode 18 – Apples & Dildos

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Episode: 18
Air Date: 05/25/17
Duration: 135:30
Size: 130mb
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Summary: The Thursday night express is here and we are running at full capacity. Max, Zach & Ted take calls and discuss current events with the honesty & intensity you’ve come to expect from PCE. The Manchester bombing and related political factors are discussed at length as well as Trump’s overseas trip, glowing orbs, Aliens, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Grab them by the Octopussy because James Bond is dead…or maybe it was just Roger Moore, J.F.K. from beyond the grave . Calls from HippieMP, Bobo from LBC, Frankie “the weather guy”, Bobo from CA (aka Neil Thomas), Stiles Weston and of course some prankers.

Episode 17 – Romper, I Hardly Knew Her

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Episode: 17
Air Date: 05/19/17
Duration: 119:28
Size: 114mb
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Summary: Get ready for two hours of in your face commentary as the PCE is fueled up and coming your way. Zach is not in studio so Max & Ted are keeping the express rolling with a variety of current topics and random callers. Male rompers are apparently a thing now, Chris Cornell and his pretty noose, Ferrari vending machines, Bill Cosby loves Spanish Fly and pudding, fat NFL players, James Comey, Chelsea Manning, David Clarke wears a yuuuge cowboy hat, Legoland Godzilla, Turkish bodyguards, #bowwowchallenge and a lot more. Calls from Tammi Tucci, Frankie “the weather guy” and PCE’s very own Zach.

Episode 16 – Steinemarzen, Rottenburger und Becks

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Episode: 16
Air Date: 05/11/17
Duration: 229:54
Size: 222mb
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Summary: Were shifting into high gear, so you better buckle up because “the express” is back and we’re uncensored & unapologetic. Max, Zach and Ted talk a variety of topics and take calls from the Podtrash community. Zach’s friend Cheslea joins the boys in studio, not surprisingly, their manners don’t improve. The first 20 minutes of the show the guys (mostly Max and Zach) discuss the fallout and media avalanche that was the James Comey firing and somehow we got all the way to the Inca Empire before we moved on. The Rock wants to run for president, R.I.P. Big Black and his physically huge heart, Dove makes everyone feel like garbage, drink the beer from piss and shit, Ray Parker Jr., dude Carter got his nuggs, Pepe #neverforget and a bunch of other jib jab. Calls from Frankie “the weather guy”, John Booney, RDV, Blake from L.A. and Chucksteak.

Episode 15 – When the Levy breaks

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Episode: 15
Air Date: 05/04/17
Duration: 134:21
Size: 129mb
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Summary: We are cruising the streets of Podtrash and picking up hitchhikers all night long! The show started with a bang as Robyn calls in to confront Zach about etiquette when traveling with kids, and if kids should be traveling at all. After some yelling, nothing was solved and we moved on. The Reverend Bob Levy calls in and kicks ass for the first half of the show! We talked Trump, veterans, sports, comedy, snowflakes, star wars nerds, whores and kickinAfter we said goodbye to Bob, it was time for Frankie “the weather guy” to deliver his usual charged weather report, and he reminded us to always be prepared! Getting back to airline controversies, Sydwinder called in to tell us one of his famous tales. Other topics include Jimmy Kimmel, health care, don’t attempt an engagement proposal (or be black) in Boston, John Hughes, Conan, we hate the fucking Eagles man, the San Diego pool party/shooting and other random shit.

Episode 14 – Crippled Serendipitous Bastards

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Episode: 14
Air Date: 04/27/17
Duration: 122:13
Size: 117mb
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Summary: Max, Zach & Ted are bringing 2+ hours of intense debate, on a variety of current events. Through the arguments and shouting you can hear the guys discuss topics like building border walls, $450 “dirty” jeans, North Korea still holding our naval ship, Bill Nye is weird as fuck and doesn’t get the internet, High Pitch Erik has no dick as well as the usual music, food, booze and weed talk. Calls from Frankie “The Weather Guy”, RDV & Sydewinder.

Episode 13 – Pineapple Chop Express

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Episode: 13
Air Date: 04/20/17
Duration: 179:23
Size: 172mb
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Summary: This special 4/20 episode of PCE is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had, and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked. This would be the show that they birthed. Plus the continuing saga of the Berkley riots, the “Facebook killer”, Patriot suicide, Alex Jones, hypothetical politics and Easter dinners. Calls from Frankie “the weather guy”, Blake from L.A, Chucksteak and Bobo from CA.