Summary: Things are heating up and a huge heatwave is coming to Sacramento, Bobo feels fat and for some reason wants to forgive Chad. He got a new job and starts next week so the show will be moving to a new time slot. Neil talks about Summer TV shows and Corrine from the Bachelor’s platinum Vagine. We then check out some new music to confirm it still does indeed suck. Rosie O’Donnel then follows us on twitter after asking her to call in… she responded to the DM’s saying she will call in! Bobo then realizes its been a year since he saw a vagina in person and laments for any woman to help break the streak. Will you make the ultimate donation to a pod trash host?
Summary: Comey is testifying and the world is fascinated. But Neil is losing his interest, so he checks out some congressman who take no shit. JTMG calls in and the guys listen to some amazing performances from everyones favorite summer show AGT. Neil wonders if this chic who is deaf is actually talented or just appreciated because she can’t hear. The guys decide its impressive but she isn’t gods gift to singing. Everyone sounds good on a Ukulele, its every retards favorite prop.
Summary: Neil got a ton of killer new music, so less fall out boy and more CSNY on the show! He loves apple music and recommends it to everyone, he’s still wondering when the checks will come in for his ringing endorsement. Kathy Griffin got people furious by posting a photo with Trumps head, but she just isn’t a great comedian. Norm McDonald rocks, and Neil raves about Norm being the funniest person of all time. Show ends with a fun game with looking at headlines from CNN versus headlines from infoWars. Fake news on both fronts. For sure.
Summary: We dive into the weird circumstances around Chris Cornell’s death. He was fucking with the lights in his house and freaked his wife out before hanging himself with a beautiful little noose. Big revelation when Neil admits that he took a bath with a buddy back in high school, but claims that it was all because of ecstasy and wasn’t a gay act at all. Gender fluidity irks Neil and he goes into a rant of things he hates, like the metric system and calling soda “pop”. Andy Cruz calls in to defend his diet of ARCO gas station food, and gives us a tip that you can get free food using a scratcher loyalty program. New music as its a new Friday, and Katy Perry has a new almost pornographic song. Everyone has to ice their boners. Finally we hear about the trip to SF to see Dave Attell and the aggravation of trying to print tickets from Ticketmaster. Its 2017 make it available on mobile you crooks. Another Friday another fun show!
Air Date: 5/25/2017
Summary: Neil is fascinated with the flatearthers and takes us into the crazy world of anti-spherism. Theres even a convention happening and he offers to send someone to go check it out, JTMG calls in to throw his hat into the ring. After a rant about his show not being featured on the podtrash carousel and on iTunes Robyn calls in to fulfill her duty as the VP of HR. Jon insists that Neil needs to be punished but victory is coming and the show will be added to the carousel soon. More crazy shit when a congressman attacks a reporter. He must of been sick of fake news. Finally Neil talks about a cool new movie on Bernie Madoff, and reveals he is a big Madoff fan. Odd choice of words or freudian slip? Who knows.
Air Date: 5/19/2017
Summary: Some dumb bitch got botulism from eating nacho cheese from a gas station. Might be a good weight loss method. Who really eats food from a gas station? Bobo thinks its a great new form of natural selection. We then listen to some new music since its Friday, and surprise surprise it sucks. Miley Cyrus apparently got sober, and is really hot but her new music is just lame. Shocker. New day, new Trump scandal. Dave from the 408 spits some fire about Trump supporters refusing to get off the sinking ship. Anthony Weiners dick got him in more trouble and he had to plead guilty. Who’s dick hasn’t gotten them in trouble, right? Kick back with a killer Friday show from Bobo.
Air Date: 5/18/2017
Summary: Chris Cornell is dead. One of the great voices from the grunge movement was found dead in Detroit, he got a little Eulogy. Speaking of death Roger Ailes died also, the former head of FoxNews who was a serial sexual harasser died at the ripe old age of 303. Bobo talks about the fun of sexual harassment, and fondly thinks about Creep heaven. Jon the Magic guy calls in to talk about his brush with the law and a lying coworker who accused him of sexual harassment. Bobo and JTMG both were wrongly accused of sexual harassment and they talk about being wrongly accused. After the break Bobo got a great new job offer to sell vacuum’s door to door. He didn’t take it and is still on air on pod trash instead. More fake news coming out of DC this week, but we check out a clip from the BBC where a guy tried to show up to a job interview but was mistaken for another guy at the reception desk and put on air by mistake. Show ends with a typical motivational speech to pay attention to the world because we don’t want to wake up one day fat, 50, and have not done shit with our lives. Fat stupid and lazy is no way to go through life, unless your on podtrash. Then fuck it.
Air Date: 5/14/2017
Summary: New week same drama with HPE, no surprise here and Bobo reminds us its the same story as 2 months ago. New music from PSY and Blink 182 get listened to which remind us that music is now dead, but we can now listen to Oldie stations to hear the music we like because we are old. Bobo then talks about Aaron Hernandez and his suicide making him an innocent man because of stupid laws. In a major revelation Robyn calls in to remind us that she used to be a huge coffee enema fan. She claims that shooting coffee up her asshole and talking about it is what brought her and Wush together but she isn’t sure if it really is healthy. Krystal calls in from the middle of a hurricane to wonder if dark coffee stains ur asshole, and we couldn’t get a clear answer. Will coffee enemas and colonics become the norm at podtrash or just make people throw up?
Air Date: 5/13/2017
Summary: Is Ben Stern dead? Howard Stern took a personal day off and everyone freaked out. Since fake news is so fun, and the story hasn’t been confirmed Bobo decides to give a short eulogy to the father of Howard Stern. He plays us an ad for the Ben Stern daycare center. A surefire place to raise well adjusted individuals and future podtrashers. Betsy Devos got booed off stage and Sean Spicer hid in the bushes. Another parlay into the fun world of politics, indeed. Bobo then talks about people who work hard and the annoyance with elitists. People suck. Speaking of which Jdummy and Jon the Magic guy call in to talk about musicals and the price of breast milk. We are classy fucks.
Air Date: 5/05/2017
Summary: Millenials are annoying. Bobo’s brain stopped working from his green drink diet and got into an accident while driving for Uber and had to try and replace something on his car. He then went to Home Depot to try and fix his car and watched a girl wait for her drug dealer. He then called his uncle on air who told us about his business and the problems with smoking. After offering to ship cartons of cigarettes to podtrashers they talked about Trump and Paul Ryan giving eachother handjobs. More #fakenews when Bobo claims JTMG was going to do a magic show for Robyn’s daughters birthday. JTMG calls in to set the story straight, because Robyn cancelled because of a puking catastrophe of epic proportions. Will HPE sue Podtrash? Dave from the 408 gave us a live update from Vegas and tells how Erik turned on him also. Lastly its Masturbation May, and Bobo tells us that TENGA will donate money to charity each time you fap. #noFap? or #doITinMay We suggest you fap on.