Summary: Jackin some hard cawx! Droppin fuckin loooooaaads! WET CUNT!
Summary: We dindu nuffin!
Summary: Chad traps an Afghani boy in a dungeon and pokes him with his boner until he cries. Max is furious and yells loudly at Chad. A heated debate about the moral consequence of Chad bullying this boy with his schvonce breaks out. Chad goes Super Sayan and performs an epic boner smash on Max’s forehead. Max says “you think you’re gonna put your balls on my chin, but you’re not” and yanks his pants down and begins spinning 360 degrees until he takes flight like a helicopter and dick slaps Chad’s head off his neck. Chad’s fatal wounds are attrocious. Zach laughs at how un-pretty both penises were and struts off like a champion forever known as the man with the prettiest penis.
Summary: What happened? Nobody knows! The most mysterious show on Podtrash!
Summary: Chuck Steak sits in for most of the show. Discussion about music from the early 2000s leads to Chad and Chuck sharing music they created around that time period.
Summary: The political debate gets heated as Max yells over Chad and Zach whispering their opinions!
Summary: What a lazy bunch these turd burgers are. Trump trump trump. Blah blah. Write something Chad you jerk!
Summary: Max, Chad, and Zach take turds on each other until a synopsis is written.
Summary: Max and Chad discuss some bullshit until Max’s computer explodes, forcing Chad to talk to Static about some computer bullshit.
Summary: The guys throw a penis party and smack each other in the cheeks with their penises. Cum stains galore.