Episode 40 – MARGARITA

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Episode: 40
Duration:56:14
Size: 52mb
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Summary: Booney drinks Margaritas like Dick Cheney drinks the blood of children. Chuck proves the FACT that Cheney has no pulse and that frogs are gay. Super Nazis reside inside the lush green jungle of hollow earth. Boon continues to obsess over his stupid
margaritas. Katy Perry has pizzagate pepperoni nipples on her extra large tits. Vaccines are bad MKAY. Trumps hair was not stained by hooker piss. Fake news and Hillary’s days are numbered and so are the likes of Chuck and Boon. The Zionist Jews are going to kill us all and Caitlyn Jenner is a monster.

Episode 39 – Fagerbakke

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Episode: 39
Duration:63:52
Size: 61mb
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Summary: Right off the bat, Chuck reminds Booney that using the term “woke” is not permitted on his program, as it is a BLM slogan. CBS radio spins the racist Chicago kidnapping of a mentally ill white man by his four black captors as if it were a bunch of Trump voters who kidnapped a black kid. Booney acts as if he is too cool for Twitter. Chelsea Handler is a Marxist, SJW who represents everything that’s wrong with western civilization (but I sure would love to “Handler” tits *DING!*). The boys talk business about PodTrash and Chuck’s office is promptly moved into the basement mail room. Things take an odd turn as they decide to end the show with a long discussion regarding Bill Fagerbakke; the oafish buffoon from the 90’s sitcom “Coach”. Listen LIVE every Sunday night at 9:00PM EST to hear all the juicy bits that Booney censors from the download version.

Episode 38 – You Reserve The Right To Say No

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Episode: 38
Duration:72:38
Size: 69mb
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Summary: Tempers flare after listening to the SJW ‘special snowflake’ re-make of the Christmas classic: “Baby It’s Cold Outside”. This shit has got to stop; “I don’t like them putting chemicals into the water that turn the friggin frogs gay!” Remember folks, when the alt-left try to force this type of soft, nonsensical bullshit at us: “you reserve the right to say no”. Some young NFL security guard got busted jerking off to the SD Chargers cheerleaders and subsequently ruined his life. The boys reflect on what it feels like to be the victims of racism after watching that piece of shit video MTV put out. Chuck decides that the rest of the show be dedicated to talk regarding mankind’s enslavement by the hands of the “Elite Zionist Jews”. Friends of the show call in and join the ever ensuing hot-button topics at hand.

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Episode 37 – The Lord Kek Giveth & Taketh Away

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Episode: 37
Duration:51:38
Size: 49mb
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Summary: Tucker Carlson is forgiven for his bowtie-wearing past. His latest interviews have gone viral and he made a SJW named Kurt Eichenwald go into full meltdown mode via Twitter. Remember when Joey Boots interviewed Tucker Carlson in Central Park? Neither does Pepperidge Farms (that’s a meme folks). What are the origins of both the metaphysical, god-like entity “Kek” and his Christ like son Pepe? Numerous friends of the show call in and are promptly “thank you’d for their call’d”. Chuck thinks western civilization has become a complicated episode of South Park and Boon thinks we’re all living in a hologram. Yup…some shit never changes here at Chuck’s Take. That being said; don’t give me any fucking “okie doke” about why you didn’t tune into Chuck’s Take LIVE every Sunday night 9:00 PM EST! We haven’t been seeing the “sardine shwarms” like we used to.

Episode 36 – No Refunds

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Episode: 36
Duration:73:51
Size: 70mb
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Summary: Chuck falls victim to his own personal “PizzaGate” when the delivery driver fails to deliver his pizza even remotely on time. “Fake News” is all the rage as the MSM spiral into a self induced panic. Don’t worry though folks, you can always get the real McCoy here at Chuck’s Take. Julian Assange is still nowhere to be found and no one seems to be asking any questions about his disappearance. Sorry retards, no refunds to those who donated to Sanders for his Prez. race, and to Stein for her futile re-count crusade. We are joined by good friends of the show and take some thought provoking calls. Even lib-tards have the opportunity to voice their vision of the world here at Chuck’s Take (don’t worry folks, no one was triggered). Remember, don’t give us any “okie doke” excuse about why you missed Chuck’s Take LIVE every Sunday @ 9:00PM EST! You people are cancer!!!

Episode 35 – Writers Strike

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Episode: 35
Duration:55:32
Size: 52mb
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Summary: The writers at Chuck Inc. have gone on strike. We are working on a mutually beneficial resolution. Until then, please enjoy the show.

Episode 34 – Mrs. Steak

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Episode: 34
Duration:64:00
Size: 61mb
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Summary: The lib-tard antics of Jill (Frankenstein) Stein, Elizabeth (Pocahontas) Warren and Angela (Mengele) Merkel are dissected, and promptly thrown in the trashcan. If these people want someone to crap on their face, that’s their issue, dirty Sanchez. Reddit has officially self-destructed from the inside, is www.voat.co a viable alternative for scouring the dungeons of citizen journalism? Detective “Chuck Columbo” always distracts his suspects during interview with anecdotes about his wife: “Mrs. Steak”. Why have we never met “Mrs. Steak”? Does she even exist? Steve (lied about being in the WTC during 9/11) Rannazzisi makes a futile attempt at changing his image and returning to stand-up comedy. The boys remind the masses that this man is worse than Hitler. There are rumors floating around the internet that: Steve Rannazzisi actually might have something to DO with the attacks on September 11th 2001. Don’t be a “Nelly”, listen to Chuck’s Take LIVE every Sunday night at 9:00 PM EST, exclusively on PodTrash.

Episode 33 – Chucksteak’s Plantation

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Episode: 33
Duration:65:57
Size: 63mb
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Summary: The boys start things off by yelling at each other like two drunken homeless men in a subway system. After almost an hour of arguing, they fail to see eye to eye and absolutely nothing of value is gained. *skip to 43:00 if you need to tap out, I only lasted 15 minutes* Mainly out of exhaustion they get back to the roots of the show with a discussion about the whereabouts or fate of Julian Assange. Seriously though, where the fuck is this guy? It would take him five minutes to share a simple proof of life video. Chucksteak thinks that the globalist elites suffer from some type of brain disorder because of their strict cannibal diet. Booney thinks we are living in a technological hologram. Are all of these crazy events of 2016 a massive troll on us peasants? They wrap things after slurred speech is detected. It’s usually a good indication to get off the air.

Episode 32 – The Airhorn Heard Around The World

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Episode: 32
Duration:65:57
Size: 63mb
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Summary: The show starts with discussion about Mao Zedong, and it’s agreed that if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, you ain’t going to make it with anyone anyhow. The “airhorn heard around the world” blows the eardrums from the skulls of every SJW at once, as the great Donald Trump is elected POTUS. The boys dine on the resulting “chicken tendies” and drink “lib tears” by the gallon. Julian Assange is granted asylum in the form of sleeping in Booney’s basement on an air mattress and decides to go back into exile. Do the Illuminati have an official handbook? Chucksteak says: “Yes they do!” Detective Columbo questions John Podesta about his involvement with “subterranean tunnels under Comet Pizza”. Things take a strange turn for the worse when Chucksteak admits he’s been “colluding behind Booney’s back” to introduce new producers. Booney flies off the fucking handle and goes berserk. The two brothers have not talked since, and it’s all YOUR fault! Alcohol consumption had nothing to do with any of this!

Episode 31 – Hutdog Pizza

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Episode: 31
Duration:122:39
Size: 117mb
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Summary: The opening theme song is played, Chuck does his lead-in quote, and Alex Jones screams at the top of his lungs. Is Hillary Clinton linked to a child trafficking operation that took place in Haiti after the earthquake? The boys make an attempt at predicting the 2016 presidential candidate *SPOILER ALERT* (they both get it completely fucking wrong). Due to recent revelations via WikiLeaks, Booney starts to warm up in regards to taking Chuck and his harebrained conspiracies a bit more seriously. John Podesta “spirit cooks” a delicious “hutdog pizza” and we have the documents to prove it. We again listen to Chuck letting Booney know how pissed he is with Boon’s inability to upload the shows in a timely manner. A heated argument ensues about the final nail in the coffin regarding “the death of hair metal”. 9 out of 10 lady-boy rockers wearing teal spandex agree it was the Station Nightclub Fire.